The Flavor Journal

a hand-drawn sommelier for adult vapers

What should you
vape next?

Tell the journal what's in your hand and what your tongue is missing. It flips through 105 flavors across 12 brands and scribbles down your next obsession.

start suggesting or browse the pages

step 1 · your current vape

What's in your hand right now?

Pick the brand — or don't, we won't judge.

Geek Bar · Banana Taffy FreezeGeek Bar · Blue Razz IceGeek Bar · Cool MintGeek Bar · Fcuking FabGeek Bar · Frozen Pina ColadaGeek Bar · Meta MoonGeek Bar · Mexico MangoGeek Bar · Miami MintGeek Bar · Pink LemonadeGeek Bar · Sour Apple IceGeek Bar · Strawberry BananaGeek Bar · Watermelon IceLost Mary · Baja SplashLost Mary · Blue Razz Ice…and the whole book →

how the journal thinks

1. confess your current vape

Brand, flavor, whatever you remember. The journal profile-matches it against ~100 cataloged flavors.

2. circle your cravings

Fruity, frosty, dessert-y, candy-level sweet — tap taste tags and twist the frost & sugar dials.

3. get matched

The built-in sketch engine scores every page instantly. Vault an OpenRouter key and a real LLM sommelier takes over.

your key, kept like a diary secret

Adding your OpenRouter API key unlocks the AI sommelier — and it's handled like a secret: verified with OpenRouter once, sealed with AES-256-GCM, stored only in an encrypted httpOnly cookie, unwrapped server-side per request. Never in the database, never in page JavaScript, deleted the second you say so.

zero plaintext storage sameSite=strict cookies server-only OpenRouter calls rate-limited endpoints

got a flavor we missed?

Scribble it into the community pages — it joins the suggestion pool instantly.

add it to the journal